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MACHO MAN RANDY SAVAGE - The reason the rapture was canceled


TAGS: randy savage rapture canceled
Rating: 4.17/5

More motifakes by Swampfox

Swampfox - June 1, 2011, 10:57 am
Now I know I'm going to hell for this.
motinet - June 1, 2011, 7:52 am

I think Swampfox shattered the record for most Facebook shares
Swampfox - May 22, 2011, 9:25 pm
I told a buddy that I might be going to hell for this. He said that wasn't true. I was going to hell for thoses other things.
chucknorris3522 - May 22, 2011, 8:24 pm
idk if this is good or bad
TwistedNinjaPirate - May 22, 2011, 5:25 pm
"What'cha gona do, brother?" Apocalypse 2K11, when Macho Man takes on the Son of God! Oh, YEEEAAAHH!!!


VIKINGS - DON'T GET US MAD. YOU WOULDN'T LIKE US WHEN WE'RE MAD.


TAGS: vikings history scandinavia culture barbarians
Rating: 4.17/5

More motifakes by acegik

fgd051943 - December 9, 2013, 11:28 am
Actually, you wouldn't like them even when they were in a good humor!
sharebear - March 17, 2013, 4:36 pm
I think they were always mad.
maoworks2 - December 29, 2012, 2:44 pm
Long Live Odin 5L.


Father Knows Best -


TAGS: father son relationships traditions cultures marriage
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - April 18, 2016, 1:56 pm
Thanks Slick, I'm touched. I appreciate the comment too.
Rick69 - April 18, 2016, 1:24 pm
One for the favs... If not the Hall of Fame.
MissPriss - March 13, 2016, 12:35 pm
Thanks dizz!
mizzdizz - March 12, 2016, 6:21 pm
Same goes for the other direction! HAHAHAHA! LUV it Prissy! ^!!!!!


DEFIANCE -


TAGS: moat levee mother nature dude
Rating: 4.93/5

More motifakes by Peso

Altrunchen - September 28, 2013, 1:07 pm
I don't always date mother nature, but when I do...I prefer dos Levees. Stay dry my friends.
champ99 - May 19, 2011, 10:07 am
5l but the next time it rains, that thing is going to fill up like a bowl!
CaptainBaked - May 19, 2011, 9:08 am
And my hats off to you peso... 5
Reality Lord - May 19, 2011, 9:03 am

wow!


THE JOYS OF NATURE - Fresh air. Exercise. Imminent death. Makes one feel alive. Briefly.


TAGS: nature exercise bear death omg
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by pickleviper

pickleviper - May 31, 2012, 5:43 pm
Thanks, spacedog.
spacedog - May 31, 2012, 4:08 pm
Nice one pickleviper. 5L Keep em coming.


SAMMICHES - BARBIES REVENGE -




BACK TO THE FUTURE -


TAGS: justme back to the future
Rating: 4.62/5

More motifakes by justme

deChelca - February 4, 2012, 6:04 pm
It's $12 here! Further north: $33 for a bottle of Cheez Whiz, $13 for a pack of spaghetti noodles, $40 for a bottle of cranberry juice, and $77 for a bag of breaded chicken. That’s at some grocery stores in remote fly-in Arctic communities in Canada.
justme - January 2, 2012, 12:04 pm
they have to be 79c right now :P
vulture - December 31, 2011, 6:02 pm
http://data.bls.gov/cgi-bin/cpicalc.pl?cost1=0.79&year1=1962&year2=2011 79c in 1962 = $5.92 in 2011. Bacon is cheaper, now!!
falloutghoul - September 19, 2011, 8:43 am
d*** right we have to go back!


BOREDOM -


TAGS: life time day human nature virtual escape reality friend waste facebook social network
Rating: 3.38/5

More motifakes by giulio

Untamedfifty - October 15, 2009, 8:33 pm
hah i think i'd win
LogicDude - October 15, 2009, 6:38 pm
Best game of beer pong. Ever.


ROADS? - Where we're going, we don't need roads


TAGS: back to the future
Rating: 3.83/5

More motifakes by Vitek

Eternal Lord Jackass - December 11, 2009, 6:31 pm
1955, here I come!
CANADA - December 11, 2009, 5:56 pm
amsome reference!


ONE OF THOSE DAYS - I'm having one of those days where my middle finger is answering all the questions.


TAGS: guestures moods
Rating: 4.76/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

NickDahlmier - February 15, 2016, 7:47 am
You truly suppose she'd fancy a shag...?
MissPriss - March 19, 2013, 9:57 am
Yep and would appear to have attitude too...she's a keeper. Thanks for the comment.
sharebear - March 18, 2013, 3:00 am
she's kinda pretty actually
JesusWept - December 29, 2012, 3:19 pm
Nothing new really. Happens once a month :/
maoworks2 - October 27, 2012, 8:09 am
Flip The Bird.


DYING LEPRECHAUNS -


TAGS: leprechaun lightning rainbow nature
Rating: 4.87/5

More motifakes by Sparkynator

falloutghoul - August 31, 2011, 10:34 pm
No pot of gold under this rainbow...
the1stCOMMI3 - August 24, 2011, 6:42 pm
perfect. simply perfect.


THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW - Letting us know who the weirdos are since 1975.


TAGS: rocky horror picture show
Rating: 3.33/5

More motifakes by cj29

whatukno - May 22, 2010, 2:57 am
Columbia was the bomb, I would have so hit that.
MissRed - May 21, 2010, 12:41 pm
Hey hey hey! Just cause those guys were beast and anyone would love to do them is crazy dosen't mean we lay anyone.
Ed-Hyde - May 21, 2010, 9:10 am
Rocky Horror Picture Show, getting those weirdos laid since 1975.
MissRed - May 20, 2010, 8:25 pm
Frank N. Furter! My my I love this movie.
Derek - May 20, 2010, 8:00 pm
Colombia, Magenta and ummmm Frankie (what was his surname?)


Question -


TAGS: 2015 where are all the hover cars back to the future
Rating: 3.67/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

Hinoron - December 6, 2015, 10:13 am
Like military research to develop a truly all-terrain that can float over sand dunes instead of getting stuck in them, wouldn't create the hovercar decades faster than the commercial industry? They didn't create drones to be kids toys.


KANYE WEST - His own parents even think he's a douche bag


TAGS: kanye west douche bag oversized child immature borderline retard
Rating: 3.78/5

More motifakes by Cam

alazgr8 - September 12, 2011, 8:34 pm
Ya' know, those a$$istants and manicurists can be pretty tough, I know...
TheSarge - October 30, 2009, 2:50 pm
I bet this turd has 20 bodyguards around him too.
BriaHere - September 15, 2009, 3:02 pm
Most people I know think he's a douche. Also, Russell Brand, just to throw it in.
darkangel98s - September 15, 2009, 4:07 am
I just wanted to make sure I remembered their craziness ^_^
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 15, 2009, 3:44 am
i was using them as examples of celebs who have let fame go to their heads. Naomi Campbell has attacked 2 a**istants and a manicurist.
darkangel98s - September 15, 2009, 3:42 am
I hate to bring this up, but didn't Russel Crow attack a journalist by throwing a phone at him, then giving a bow of respect before leaving? And doesn't Lambchop do blow off underage tai Prostitutes?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 15, 2009, 3:31 am
Just some...not all. ex,Naomi Campbell, Russel Crowe, Lambchop.
agdaniele - September 15, 2009, 3:29 am
I disagree, mooooo... Celine Dion turned out just fine.
agdaniele - September 15, 2009, 3:29 am
And yet the youth today love him. You kan take the punk out of the ghetto, but you can't take the ghetto out of the punk.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 15, 2009, 3:28 am
It's fame like that that leads celebs to get big headed and start pulling hissy fits.
agdaniele - September 15, 2009, 3:26 am
What a great comment on our youth that his albums go platinum and triple platinum, and he wins awards from GQ, MTV, BRIT and the Grammys.
darkangel98s - September 15, 2009, 3:22 am
I will 5 star anything that brings the hate against this man.


UNPREDICTABILITY -


TAGS: the future is now
Rating: 4.95/5

More motifakes by Bull

Bull - August 8, 2012, 6:22 pm
You guys know I usually steal these jokes from other sites right?
GaryO - August 8, 2012, 10:28 am
x2 (what space said)
Bull - August 8, 2012, 4:43 am
thanks space!
spacedog - August 7, 2012, 7:35 pm
Great posters today Bull.


immature -


TAGS: immature doesnt mean stupid mariand
Rating: 4.54/5

More motifakes by mariand

spacedog - November 17, 2014, 5:41 pm
5 Grampster signs.
Thedge - November 17, 2014, 10:47 am
Yo, why give it up now homeboy?
mizzdizz - November 17, 2014, 4:12 am
As I crank up the bass on my muscle car sound system so loud it registers on the seismometer . . . YES!!!!
MissPriss - November 16, 2014, 11:34 pm
Yes I can too (as I stomp my footies and pound my fists on my thighs)!
GaryO - November 16, 2014, 8:46 pm
amen
Greeny - November 16, 2014, 8:07 pm
Yes!


LAKE -


TAGS: teletubbies torture lake wytch
Rating: 4.13/5

More motifakes by Wytch

NickDahlmier - March 10, 2016, 11:01 am
And to think God created this... Take that, Jerry Fawell!


UNDERSTANDING -


TAGS: life picture mind
Rating: 4.58/5

More motifakes by Sho



JOPLIN TORNADO -


TAGS: joplin missouri tornado rapture
Rating: 2.33/5

More motifakes by champ99

champ99 - May 27, 2011, 9:51 am
Glad that you came through unscathed Zook. Yes bad timing, I learned the hard way. Also, as I said earlier, I will be in your area visiting friends and family that I have there in Joplin. Have a great weekend!
Dill - May 26, 2011, 11:03 pm
I "air quote" while I'm talking too. It's so annoying!!
Zook - May 26, 2011, 7:26 pm
As a proud resident of the Joplin, Mo area, I had the same reaction about the rapture being a little late or whatever. Lucky the only thing I lost was my cable. 5L, solid poster, timing is just a bit off.
champ99 - May 25, 2011, 10:36 am
lolz
champ99 - May 25, 2011, 10:36 am
Jeeze, if it offends so many, the mods have my permission to delete it. Even I gave it 1L.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 25, 2011, 7:33 am
I wouldn't say "No" sacred Cows.......
Dill - May 25, 2011, 12:33 am
*think
Dill - May 25, 2011, 12:29 am
It seems to me that there are no sacred cows here on Motifake...the world is fair game and I don't people mean to personally disrespect. When I saw this picture the "rapture" was the first thing I thought of... my heart goes out to all those people.
rerun - May 24, 2011, 8:48 pm

guess he is jealous. words like "***k" & "****" tell me we are dealing with a juvenile
rerun - May 24, 2011, 8:47 pm

that the best you have?
pzykosiz - May 24, 2011, 8:16 pm
bad move dude, bad move
redhalo - May 24, 2011, 8:01 pm
Someone needs to rapture your ***k and shove it down your throat. Life is short...and so is your I.Q. and probably your ****.
redhalo - May 24, 2011, 8:01 pm
Someone needs to rapture your ***k and shove it down your throat. Life is short...and so is your I.Q. and probably your ****.
rerun - May 24, 2011, 7:23 pm

somebody needs a nap, sweet dreams sugerlips.
robomonkey - May 24, 2011, 7:13 pm
Last thing people need right now. Yeah making fun of someone's dead family member is really great to make fun of. Don't just chill, shut it.
tomtom70 - May 23, 2011, 8:42 pm
***k
champ99 - May 23, 2011, 7:00 pm
I have friends and family there also AND am going there this memorial weekend to help them out. Are you? Chill.
rerun - May 23, 2011, 6:42 pm

he did and this is what he came up with. Chill out or find another place to play. We make fun of everything here, life is too short.
rplouv - May 23, 2011, 5:49 pm
REALLY !?!?!?!? Why dont you guys go to Joplin (like my brothers and sisters are) and help with the search & rescue efforts..... It is total destruction, many lives lost and very little if no warning at all... put yourself in there place


SOCIETY -


TAGS: society adventure concept reality individual
Rating: 4.43/5

More motifakes by Rick69

Rick69 - June 30, 2012, 9:40 am
Merci Gary... And that's also an interesting thought, Emil... Never really thought about that... Thanks for that...
EmilioDumphque - June 30, 2012, 12:24 am
The dotted line down the middle of the highway is a mental concept too, but it seems to work.
GaryO - June 29, 2012, 7:13 pm
Looks like yer trend is workin’ out jus’ fine, jus’ fine indeed


PHOTOGRAPHY - The use of a flash will determine a low or high quality end result for a picture.


TAGS: flash pictures ph**ography quality
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

AcidRain - May 17, 2012, 4:14 pm
Awesome. Didn't see that coming.
MissPriss - May 16, 2012, 12:59 am
Thank you. I have material on that site too.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 16, 2012, 12:41 am
Also good for Where the Pun Is." Good job!


MOST PEOPLE SEE THIS AND THINK - "oh look at the lovely wild life" when i see this coming my way i think "there's a shit storm a brewing!" i'm always right




AND YOU QUESTION GOD - WHY ME? - Always look at the bigger picture.


TAGS: god jesus stones problems why bigger picture
Rating: 3.4/5

More motifakes by Todd Snyder

Lincoln - May 2, 2010, 3:39 pm
Ah, apologetics in me***horic form. Gotta love it.
Insaniac - December 28, 2009, 9:47 pm
The f***ing truth... Luv it. 5 Ls
Ed-Hyde - November 17, 2009, 10:25 am
I love this place, I can laugh my a** off and be mortified all in the same breath. Thanks manic, porcelina, sean and Ag
manicbranic - November 17, 2009, 9:43 am
soooo..... rocks are no good against zombies now?
Porcelina - November 15, 2009, 7:59 am
OMG, AG, really, Sean put it best.
agdaniele - November 15, 2009, 12:36 am
LMAO!
Sean - November 15, 2009, 12:36 am
Uhmmm ... ewwwww. (That includes the pun.)
agdaniele - November 15, 2009, 12:11 am
It's a flavor savior.
Sean - November 15, 2009, 12:00 am
Does this poster also mean that to be a good Christian you have to sport of molester-stache?
agdaniele - November 14, 2009, 11:26 pm
Your avatar doesn't seem to be suffering at all... so, I'm good with it. The personality side, hell... like any italiang girls I've ever known... any day of the month.
Porcelina - November 14, 2009, 11:24 pm
yeah, blood, cramps and pimples. :) it's cute.
agdaniele - November 14, 2009, 11:22 pm
I fail to see why not. It's charming.
Porcelina - November 14, 2009, 11:20 pm
..... I just shouldn't go on this site when I'm PMSing.
Sean - November 13, 2009, 6:03 pm
It's "creator" notwithstanding, this WAS irony, right?
Ed-Hyde - November 12, 2009, 7:54 am
Awesome. 5L
Sean - November 11, 2009, 12:38 am
Hilarious. Well done.


SOME PICTURES - Should not be explained


TAGS: strange unexplained picture bizarre
Rating: 2.77/5

More motifakes by who?

Fatemaster - November 26, 2010, 10:12 pm
Ya, good point, I don't want to know!
yon - October 12, 2008, 3:24 pm
i think that chick was in battle royale...
Porcelina - September 29, 2008, 8:08 pm
The really funny thing is that Japan is working on their creativity
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - September 29, 2008, 6:30 pm
But then no one would know of the sheer awesomeness of SuperHappy FunFun YellowMan!


NO MATTER WHAT - Your pet will never be as awesome as A MINIATURE GIANT SPACE HAMSTER!


TAGS: no matter what baldur s gate ii minsc boo miniature giant space hamster
Rating: 3.19/5

More motifakes by Darky Mephisto

MO - March 8, 2010, 6:47 pm
Ahhh. That's better. Nuff fluffing around. What's the next bet and who has the avatar for the losers?
MrRandom - March 8, 2010, 6:35 pm
Gahhhhh puns.......... Bioware is my god. My nerd god that is, and they're just three hours away from me.
MO - March 8, 2010, 6:35 pm
That's ok Jake. I'll be back...
R.S.Jake - March 8, 2010, 6:31 pm
El MO! HAhahahahahahahaahahaha ha ha..........um no.
MO - March 8, 2010, 6:27 pm
Wait! Is it the Rock? Do you smelllll la la laaaaa what the MO's cookin! EL MO? Nothing... sheesh.
R.S.Jake - March 8, 2010, 6:26 pm
@ Random: It was awesome, but like one step up from table top roll playing, and I try to distance myself from my past...*sobs*
MO - March 8, 2010, 6:23 pm
Capt Piccard was my guess.
GreyScorpion - March 8, 2010, 6:22 pm
I thought that pic was was LL Cool J
MrRandom - March 8, 2010, 6:11 pm
Because Baldurs Gate was awesome?
R.S.Jake - March 8, 2010, 4:15 pm
"Go for the eye Booo!! Go for the eyes!!!" [/geek] Oh god, why do I admit to knowing about these things?


SILENCE -


TAGS: calendar mixed blessings freedom torture
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by R.S.Jake

nicholsjoshua35 - September 26, 2012, 10:10 pm
Who needs a women to cook and clean for them? I cook better than any woman and I clean better. Women are obsolete!
Ascetic - August 10, 2011, 6:15 pm
A high rolling h***er every night would have been cheaper than a divorce for Tiger Woods and others.
GySgt1811 - August 10, 2011, 1:02 pm
Right you are, Airman. As my daddy should have told me, "None of it's free; and the kind you pay for is the cheapest."
Airman - August 10, 2011, 12:24 pm
tip the h***er generously. still cheaper in the long run


FUTURE CRAZY CAT LADY - 'nuff said.




A PARTICULAR SET OF SKILLS... - ...I will show you them


TAGS: liam neeson taken movie skills skillz torture
Rating: 2.12/5


HIGH EXPECTATIONS - Its 2011 and there are no hover boards, no self tieing shoes,and no flying cars. The future is a real letdown.


TAGS: back future brown mcfly
Rating: 4.27/5

More motifakes by evilgenius89103

jedimonk - September 19, 2011, 4:57 pm
With creationist pushing Republicans blocking anything productive... its a safe bet
Azzameen85 - September 19, 2011, 8:32 am
We still have 3.5 years before we can say anything...


MCDONALDS - The REAL flag of your fathers.


TAGS: funny pictures american humor world war 2 mcdonalds
Rating: 2.21/5

More motifakes by Jack Woodward

djinnyf - April 26, 2011, 6:59 pm
Sad, but... xx
coldinjected - April 26, 2011, 11:42 am
I am in the Army Reserve. Active 4 years at Ft Hood (22 months in Iraq). This poster doesn't bug me. The g** slurs and anger to fight an opinion is a bit useless. If you don't like it, it wasn't meant for you.
coldinjected - April 26, 2011, 11:40 am
And Circle gets the square. Nice Sean.
Sean - April 26, 2011, 10:17 am
Well it does say: "Creator: Jack Woodward." That wasn't a clue for you? Will you be changing your handle to someonewithadifferentlessusefulclue?
someonewithaclue - April 26, 2011, 8:51 am
What a**hole did this? Do you know how many guys died for this? I am so sorry to see someone thinks this is humor. What a sick world we live in.
ihateyou - November 10, 2009, 7:54 pm
eat **** jack. f***ing faggot
aesop's folly - November 10, 2009, 4:08 pm
go put a sandpaper d***o up your a** Jack Woodward


FIELD OF DREAMS -




THUMB WARS - OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! It's Loke Groundrunner IN PERSON! QUICK, GET A PIC OF US WITH HIM!!




TEAMWORK -


TAGS: ants team work torture
Rating: 4.87/5

More motifakes by Sean

GaryO - March 3, 2013, 12:52 pm
Josh, there are meds, they help. Serious, ease up a bit, laddie, it’s OK, really. And if it’s not…it’s OK.
nicholsjoshua15 - March 3, 2013, 12:42 pm
Stevie Wonder is cool, but I just never did like Paul McCartney.
nicholsjoshua15 - March 3, 2013, 12:38 pm
I'm not at all racist; I just think everyone should be treated equally. Favoring one race over the other is the meaning of racism.
GaryO - March 3, 2013, 9:11 am
o-h-h-h-h-h, racism. I thought it was a married guy who haplessly wandered onto a baby shower scene or canasta fest…and gobbled up the tiny sandwiches, and ‘got crumbs everywhere’, and farted in the kitchen…not that I’d know
steve1961 - March 3, 2013, 3:43 am
Ebony and ivory...living together in harmony...
Sean - March 3, 2013, 1:34 am
Dear Josh. I hope you fall asleep in your hood and suffocate. K?K?K? (I thought you needed a hint.)
nicholsjoshua15 - March 2, 2013, 9:26 pm
Or those black people who think they really made that grade, are qualified for that position, or really achieved that rank and don't know it's just affirmative action.
Sean - March 28, 2011, 11:11 am
Hey! Racism is never funny ... except maybe for those White folks who go around complaining that it is just not fair that Black people can call each other the N-word but White can't. Those folks are funny. Clueless, but funny.
newkevind51 - March 28, 2011, 8:58 am
red ants are trying to kill the black ants lol thats racist hahahaha >:)
Sean - December 14, 2010, 3:39 pm
Only when someone asks for my help.
Airman - December 14, 2010, 3:25 pm
LOL. That what you tell your para-legals?


ANIMALS ALSO GET PISSED OFF -


TAGS: serenity patience nature rw emerson
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by gas

gas - October 23, 2012, 8:32 pm
thankyous
GaryO - October 23, 2012, 2:36 pm
I agree with Rick…great composition, coupled with the verbiage.
Rick69 - October 23, 2012, 2:01 pm
Nice one... I'm liking the picture moulding in with the poster...


BREAKING NEWS -


TAGS: rapture updates
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by Airman

Master - May 28, 2011, 10:05 am
What if it's the thirty-second, and May is still here?
justme - May 27, 2011, 9:29 am
im still thinking the world will end on the 30th of february
rerun - May 26, 2011, 7:29 pm

The one that has Tuesday in it.
alldayfighter - May 26, 2011, 7:18 pm
hell yeah but which year???


WHAT IS IT -


TAGS: nature trees handy
Rating: 4.7/5

More motifakes by Airman

Arvantillian - April 8, 2011, 7:15 am
Celebrate Life!
forseti - April 7, 2011, 2:16 am
LOL!
steph1 - April 5, 2011, 2:32 pm
what is it? i'd say it is alcoholism


Future -


TAGS: future prospect stripper
Rating: 4.23/5

More motifakes by JesusWept

Hinoron - December 4, 2015, 3:18 pm
Needs a continuation: "... and make a school teacher's annual salary every three months."
JesusWept - February 7, 2014, 2:06 pm
Why? She'll probobly make more money than you ;)
manos - February 6, 2014, 8:30 am
hmm.. f*** you dude thats not nice. i laughed for an instance but immediately realised this is quite insulting and f***ed up...
JesusWept - January 14, 2014, 1:07 pm
Thanks :)
MissPriss - January 14, 2014, 12:01 pm
Dammit! I dropped math in high school and still managed to miss my calling in life. :( But I did learn enough algebra to know 5x1 to the nth power of L=5L.


REALITY -


TAGS: life time human nature death expendable crew destiny sad bad day tv show star trek episode
Rating: 3.92/5

More motifakes by giulio

Sean - May 23, 2010, 1:49 am
Set phasers on ... sigh.
Derek - February 1, 2010, 7:00 pm
Yep, I feel I'm Scotty every day.
agdaniele - October 25, 2009, 12:11 am
So, necrophilia, then?
The Goat - October 25, 2009, 12:08 am
Actually that red shirt fits her figure well!


POWDERED TOAST MAN - Has Chuck Norris for breakfast




CULTURES - Looks like we're not so different after all...


TAGS: but in our culture you can be da bomb more than once
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

Faceplant31 - March 2, 2010, 3:19 pm
AMSOME!


MARRIAGE -


TAGS: life time day human nature joke engagement wedding suffering three ring circus diamond woman best friend
Rating: 3.4/5

More motifakes by giulio

Bartimaeus - September 9, 2009, 11:52 pm
Marriage:It never ends well.
Claire - September 9, 2009, 11:50 pm
Not necessarily, depending.
lunchmeat5000 - August 12, 2009, 10:41 pm
Marriage: #1 cause for divorce.
Chateaux - August 12, 2009, 11:25 am
..."One Ring to rule them all..." Great!
CANADA - August 12, 2009, 11:06 am
sorry glitch,seeing it now
CANADA - August 12, 2009, 10:44 am
no name again?


SMILE -


TAGS: ironic house caricature
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

CaptainBaked - June 22, 2011, 4:19 am
Am5ome!


GENETICS -


TAGS: life time human nature joke stripe family not mine post
Rating: 3.95/5

More motifakes by giulio

DreMagnum - December 9, 2009, 2:17 am
and by mist i mean must
DreMagnum - December 9, 2009, 2:16 am
5Lion poster, but Timmy=1L. I hate to see good posters pay, but its the way it mist be.
BoneCD - October 21, 2009, 4:51 pm
Excellent 5 Poodles for you!!!
Chateaux - October 16, 2009, 10:09 am
Great! 5L!!
Sean - October 15, 2009, 11:14 pm
Hilarious. Well done.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 15, 2009, 3:21 am
That is awesome! 5 from me.
Derek - October 14, 2009, 10:47 pm
Brilliant :})


MORAL STARE -


TAGS: life time human nature control mind power clint eastwood 1930
Rating: 3.52/5

More motifakes by giulio

StephanieTash - October 14, 2010, 7:04 am
ha ha!! research paper help
Reason - October 22, 2009, 4:33 pm
clint eastwood. This is the face of death


POPULATION CONTROL - That's one way to do it.




RAPTURE JOKES. - Too far.


TAGS: jesus oops rapture end earth
Rating: 4.13/5

More motifakes by whocares0

ambslashrat - August 8, 2011, 12:57 am
5Ls and jesus totally made the mistake.
whocares0 - May 24, 2011, 10:41 pm
probably rhe only setback from this joke, but thanks.
Master - May 24, 2011, 10:18 pm
Five Lions! (Buuuut: Jesus did not make the mistake...)


TEXTING -


TAGS: life time human nature genuine relation girl cell
Rating: 3.5/5

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NEED HELP - May 5, 2009, 12:40 am
OMG I NEED HELP@!!!!!!11 I NEED TO FINISIH MY TAXEZ AND IT SAYS ENTER MY INKCUM OR SOMETHING< WHAT DO I PUT FOR THAT?
agdaniele - May 4, 2009, 11:18 pm
So true.


CORPORATE -


TAGS: life time politic corporation control mind power future new slave
Rating: 3.58/5

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Treehodger - February 4, 2010, 4:11 pm
Should I ever make the mistake of getting married, I am wearing that on the day. 5 lynched lions.


NATURES WORK OF ART - Art is beautiful to the eye of the beholder.....this is one piece of ugly art


TAGS: nature art beautiful ugly forest
Rating: 3.94/5

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Coombsy007 - June 9, 2012, 1:26 am
Yep, just making me think there is one big spider very nearby *shudders*


IMAGINATION -


TAGS: life time human nature architect engineer joke stuff road highway weird loop
Rating: 3.52/5

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red03golf - May 2, 2011, 1:53 pm
Depends specifically on the height of the loop. Gravity is a constant so the exact height of the loops needs to be known in order to calculate the required velocity. But the top isn't the safety point - you're not safe until you reach the 270 degree mark.
PapaKiloDelta - October 19, 2010, 11:07 pm
I want to do that right now!
Jmac0585 - June 11, 2010, 12:32 pm
LD0ne - Way too.
LD0ne - June 11, 2010, 10:23 am
just for my own information i know this will never happen but how fast would you have to go to be able to pull drive that without falling when you reached the top


ADDICTION -




RED SHIRTS -


TAGS: life time human nature death expendable crew tv show rule star trek
Rating: 3.79/5

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elf25s - May 23, 2017, 8:13 pm
exception to the rule are two toughest red shirts to be on star trek scotty and uhura
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 15, 2013, 4:38 pm
If they're NOT wearing a red shirt, then they are future casualties... crap, I'm wearing a light blue shirt!
prisoner109 - November 12, 2009, 12:07 am
ha, everybody's a crip


LIGHTNING TORNADO - natures baddass


TAGS: lightning baddass tornado nature
Rating: 3.11/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - June 21, 2015, 1:09 pm
Is it nature's badass, or just an angry Sith Lord?
GreyScorpion - March 20, 2010, 11:32 am
ahh, that'd be me too. I'll go stand in the corner now :-(
faceplant - March 20, 2010, 4:01 am
its a volcano, not a tornado... god some people are f***ing stupid
agdaniele - March 20, 2010, 4:00 am
When your avatar crosses his arms, he looks like he's wearing a tube top. That's hawt.
Produceman117 - March 20, 2010, 3:59 am
dammit...
agdaniele - March 20, 2010, 3:57 am
LMAO! Produce is gonna march on Washington state!
Produceman117 - March 20, 2010, 3:57 am
YOUR SPELLING: One of the few times that double Ds looked so stupid.
Bartimaeus - March 20, 2010, 3:57 am
Produce is in the closet!
Produceman117 - March 20, 2010, 3:56 am
Me? Oh yeah. I'm just a closet grammar Na- never mind.
Bartimaeus - March 20, 2010, 3:55 am
THE EDGE: Yup, you've reached your "masturbation limit." God won't warn you again.
agdaniele - March 20, 2010, 3:54 am
Daddy daycare ain't lovin life?
MrRandom - March 20, 2010, 3:53 am
God : He gets pissy during March Madness
Produceman117 - March 20, 2010, 3:52 am
APOSTROPHE "S": Remember that for next time, ddude. (4 times)
Bartimaeus - March 20, 2010, 3:46 am
Looks amazing Pro! Truly epic! Thanks for letting me peek.
agdaniele - March 20, 2010, 3:46 am
Now, three times. Thanks, Bart! LOL!!!!
agdaniele - March 20, 2010, 3:44 am
The pic has been used twice before... and sadly, with only slightly better quality. Sad that it was used, as other pics, so irresponsibly.
Bartimaeus - March 20, 2010, 3:44 am
"LIGHTNING TORNADO: d*** it! We just got flood insurance!" "LIGHTNING TORNADO: God's way of saying 'Yeah, I can do whatever...atheist.'"
Produceman117 - March 20, 2010, 3:44 am
Bart: A sneak peek via PM in 3..2...1...
Bartimaeus - March 20, 2010, 3:40 am
Here's a better one... "LIGHTNING TORNADO: that's what she said." Brilliant, I know.
Produceman117 - March 20, 2010, 3:39 am
Mine was because it's an interesting picture, but that caption...
agdaniele - March 20, 2010, 3:32 am
Is it the same as my sigh? Because I wanted to ream everyone involved in this poster... the user, artist, ph**ographer, english teachers, 'no child left behind' proponents, Paris Hilton, Retrochop, and the approver.
Produceman117 - March 20, 2010, 3:23 am
Absolutely.
agdaniele - March 20, 2010, 3:21 am
Veggie? sigh?
Produceman117 - March 20, 2010, 3:19 am
*sighs*
agdaniele - March 19, 2010, 12:18 pm
Ok.


I'M A BITCH? -


TAGS: god bark tree nature blonde
Rating: 4.15/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 8, 2013, 12:02 pm
Okay, then what about a ******** ***** **** **************? Don't bother figuring it out, I just hit the asterisk key several times randomly. Lol. Good job on le poster.
Sho - August 18, 2011, 6:08 pm
a b**** is a dog. period.


STRANGE ARCHITECTURE -




Realization -


TAGS: old mature nature trees age
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - February 20, 2016, 8:27 pm
Oh yeah, way up with this
OldIrish - February 20, 2016, 5:04 pm
Thank you, I've been a fan of the site for a long while.
Rick69 - February 20, 2016, 3:38 pm
Perfect choice with that font & profound as well...
rerun - February 20, 2016, 2:53 pm

Great 1st poster.


TORTURE - The very definition.




BORDERLINE -


TAGS: life time human nature architect engineer joke stuff museum weird
Rating: 3.72/5

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the1stCOMMI3 - July 6, 2011, 7:10 pm
hey it's the wonderworks building from Panama city! man that tunnel in the beginning really confuses the sh*t outa me. you'd know what I was talking about if you'd ever been there
Zero - August 26, 2009, 3:56 pm
i live 15 miles away from here, 5 lions for you sir
Pabbicus - August 21, 2009, 6:14 am
That building is awesome, it's in Orlando, FL on International Drive.


DIVORCE -


TAGS: life time human nature husband wife money body waste value murder solution
Rating: 3.42/5

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TheTrashHeap - July 4, 2009, 2:32 pm
Too shallow, nothing to weigh her down, should have worn throw away clothes. Most importantly No body means no insurance payout!
Haarakkon - July 4, 2009, 2:28 pm
d***, Sean.
Sean - July 4, 2009, 12:43 pm
Looks like a rank amateur at work to me. Mr. Bodydump here clearly hasn't seen any of my posters. Sometimes I wonder why I even bother. Oh, and keep the headlights on ... real clever.
BoneCD - July 4, 2009, 7:03 am
I have been taking notes and watching all the CSI shows...I'll let you know how it goes!


GOALS -


TAGS: life time human nature eating disease death thin thing friend
Rating: 3.31/5

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rerun - May 29, 2011, 12:23 am

I think somebody else recently submitted something almost exactly like this....same pic/text? cannot find it.


WHAT?! - what the hell did you just say?!?!?!




STAR WARS - Someone's been watching a little too much Empire Strikes Back




OH NO NOT AGAIN. - "Oh no, not again," is what flashed through the mind of Douglas Adams who had suddenly been called into existence several miles above the surface of an alien planet.


TAGS: if we knew exactly why douglas adams had thought oh no not again we would know a lot more about the nature of the universe than we currently do
Rating: 2.47/5

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Derek - November 16, 2009, 3:31 pm
A whale of a tale :})
Ed-Hyde - November 16, 2009, 8:55 am
Someone has been reading again. Now put the five book trilogy down slowly. That's right, here's a cup of tea and a towel.


THE INEVITABLE TERMINUS - I do not know with what weapons World War 3 will be fought, but World War 4 will be fought with sticks and stones -Albert Einstein-


TAGS: world war wasteland desolation future
Rating: 4.96/5

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kay9kabang - November 1, 2011, 5:50 am
then what about WW5? im thinking marionettes


THE FUTURE -


TAGS: past future same death rerun
Rating: 4.9/5

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Sho - January 22, 2011, 9:29 pm
Well I may not be a greybeard, but I still think this one is better
rerun - January 21, 2011, 1:59 pm

@LIfe, you may have noticed (doubtful) that there are over 70,000 motifakes here. Pics get reused all the time. Let it die, so much as fart and anything gos as far as people here abusing you
culos - January 21, 2011, 12:41 pm
@Life: Maybe it would be a good idea to learn to write proper English first. I'm sure it would be a great improvement. After you've achieved that try to grow a sense of humor that's not just funny to you and you might be on to something. Want help? Ask!!!
Faceplant31 - January 21, 2011, 11:14 am
Well you're wrong. You give me a pic that you have an amsome idea on and i will show you a different approach from a handful of grey beards. Pics are only half of the motifake.
Life - January 21, 2011, 11:07 am
Hey man mod grey beard if they are so epic and all powerful on this site then why can't they I think they should be original all the time or else they are just being nooby and are a shame to grey beards
Zook - January 20, 2011, 1:23 pm
epic 5L
rerun - January 20, 2011, 11:33 am

@Life...I can give you Death if you would like
rerun - January 20, 2011, 11:33 am

@Life...I can give you Death if you would like
Faceplant31 - January 20, 2011, 10:20 am
It amazes me that a lil noob like you life has the balls to call out a Grey Beard let alone a mod for using the same pic as you used. There is no shame when the new poster doesn't correlate with yours and is so much better too.
Life - January 20, 2011, 9:36 am
http://www.motifake.com/123037 for shame


BROKENHEART -




SOLUTION -




LOGIC -




THE RAPTOR -


TAGS: raptor rapture jurassic hunt fail
Rating: 4.9/5

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5150monkeylove - May 25, 2011, 2:50 am
was prepared for a slight "miscalculation". Since Raptors aren't known for being forgiving, I am packing heat wherever I go...... Just in case. ; )
pzykosiz - May 25, 2011, 1:37 am
sweet
crankyhead - May 25, 2011, 12:14 am
5pectacular


RETROSPECT -


TAGS: yogi berra future past vision
Rating: 4.83/5

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assgard - March 19, 2012, 8:36 am
This sucks. I hope that you die, you piece of s**t!


NO MEANS NO -


TAGS: privacy ph**ography pictures army people
Rating: 4.76/5

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suzieq - January 26, 2012, 12:13 am
look at this menacing scary dude with a suspect backpack waving this big metalic object in the face of this defenseless terrified cop


WHEN I WAS A KID, I WANTED A GRIFFIN - I was studying recombinant DNA technology and I was confident I could create one. But my parents were unwilling to secure the necessary eagle eggs and lion semen. Of course my sister got swimming lessons when she wanted them.


TAGS: i want a mythical creature
Rating: 4.57/5

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Ouderkirk - January 9, 2012, 12:50 pm
Big Bang Theory, yay!


OH CRAP - WHAT AM I GONNA DO NOW


TAGS: funny picture
Rating: 2.78/5

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Sean - November 20, 2008, 6:10 pm
Corny poster idea: AIM HIGH Sometimes that's all you can do.


FUTURE MECHA-LINCOLN - Will still take the time to pose for an old time photo


TAGS: future mecha lincoln
Rating: 2.68/5
TigerKid - July 24, 2008, 12:05 am
Awesome shop job. Thanks for the new desktop


BAD GENES - He gets it from his dad.




EPIC FUGLY - Two pieces of silicone can not overcome the effect of your fugliness


TAGS: amy winehouse is the ugliest creature on earth
Rating: 2.33/5

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rerun - April 1, 2010, 9:22 pm

Yeo, really? This is actually a "good" pic of her.
yeodawg@hotmail.com - April 1, 2010, 9:21 pm
BUT with strength and preserverance i could still get it up to t****-bang her
forseti - April 1, 2010, 4:48 pm
tell me something new...


THE FUTURE - Nuclear war?! Global warming?! Terrorism?! No… Only cold loneliness.


TAGS: future loneliness
Rating: 3.79/5

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maoworks2 - December 4, 2015, 3:55 pm
Got That !
spacedog - March 10, 2010, 5:48 pm
Nice demotivator.


IT'S A TRAP -


TAGS: badgers natures bastards
Rating: 3.37/5

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Zed - November 9, 2009, 7:18 pm
I think he's referring to a YOUTube meme: "Badger, badger, badger, mushroom, MUSHROOM!"
DreMagnum - November 9, 2009, 5:49 pm
god d***t kevin.....i mean derek
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 9, 2009, 5:46 pm
No! Derek....BAD Derek......
Sean - November 9, 2009, 5:42 pm
Try to keep up Derek. No one said this was a wolverine. Hence the discussion of cousins.
Derek - November 9, 2009, 5:39 pm
Badger, badger, badger...
LogicDude - October 28, 2009, 7:18 am
Then that would make them 1st Cousins twice removed.
CANADA - October 28, 2009, 1:36 am
i have only seen two live wolverines not in captivity, and they both ate from my 12 guage.
agdaniele - October 28, 2009, 12:20 am
LOL!!!!
Zed - October 28, 2009, 12:16 am
I'd ask, but even zombies fear something.
agdaniele - October 28, 2009, 12:12 am
1st or 2nd cousins? Just asking... no particular reason.
Zed - October 28, 2009, 12:11 am
Their Canadian cousin, the wolverine is even worse, single wolverines have been known to kill Kodiak Bears, which are even larger and more vicious than Grizzlys!
Bah - October 27, 2009, 1:32 am
But he's so cuuuuute! I just wanna rub his tummy! Tickle Tickle wittle guyah! Ah! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!


NATURE FAIL - Damn Nature You Scary!


TAGS: dog scary nature fugly fail
Rating: 2.65/5

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boinger - October 4, 2011, 6:52 pm
I do believe that is a big-a$$ Mexican sewer rat.
SerpentMaster - April 20, 2010, 2:24 am
tthat paw dog died an early age of 7
CANADA - January 27, 2010, 10:06 pm
someone should just step on its head
Claire - January 27, 2010, 10:05 pm
Is it... living? Or is it a zombiedog?


SOMETIMES -


TAGS: bear nature flower happy senior
Rating: 4.84/5

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spacedog - September 26, 2012, 7:26 pm
*groan* ...you're old.


BORN AGAIN CAT -




CENSORSHIP -


TAGS: prophet muhammad picture picture picture
Rating: 4.23/5

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thatonechick - May 26, 2010, 11:16 am
I wish I had a friend.
R.S.Jake - May 26, 2010, 11:13 am
Yeah that is sad, oh, wait, What? :(
thatonechick - May 26, 2010, 10:57 am
Awwwwwwww... *sadface*
culos - May 26, 2010, 10:56 am
like someone we will not mention now he truly believed he had a friend.....
R.S.Jake - May 26, 2010, 10:55 am
Poor Exhibit
culos - May 26, 2010, 10:54 am
http://cheezcomixed.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/129109157975219113.jpg
R.S.Jake - May 26, 2010, 10:51 am
Just the ones that owe me money.
GreyScorpion - May 26, 2010, 10:51 am
Forsaken? I thought you were logged in as Forseti!! ggrrrr, gotta go add one more to the list ;)
culos - May 26, 2010, 10:50 am
You must be truly delusional! You actually think you have friends??????
R.S.Jake - May 26, 2010, 10:49 am
I don't have multiple personalities...I just have VERY vivid imaginary friends. And the voices, can't forget about the voices...
forseti - May 26, 2010, 10:46 am
you'll never be alone if God gave you more than just one personality! But at the moment I am for-saken :(
R.S.Jake - May 26, 2010, 10:38 am
Oh, nevermind, just a little for-tarded. ;)
thatonechick - May 26, 2010, 10:38 am
LoL @ Jake! It's sweet, yes?
R.S.Jake - May 26, 2010, 10:35 am
Does Forseti have a for-stalker?
forsleepi - May 25, 2010, 8:43 pm
forseti, you're probably in your bed for your (not required) beauty sleep, but I came across your profile randomly and have to say that your pictures the best! and also i like your IP adress! good night...
forseti - May 25, 2010, 8:23 pm
hell yes, I am... I was glad to quit this browser game stuff and then a friend showed motifakes to me. the rest is history... but NOW, i really go to bed... just one look at the newest pictures and the forum... and then the comments again perhaps...*argh*
rerun - May 25, 2010, 8:20 pm

d*** forseti...don't you have to work tomorrow? You said you were going to bed, about 30 minutes ago.......you are addicted just like the rest of us.
forseti - May 25, 2010, 8:17 pm
if it wasn't, i wouldn't have uploaded it!!*cough* - but the lions are deserved by the original author of this text ;)
pzykosiz - May 25, 2010, 8:13 pm
still, good pic though
forseti - May 25, 2010, 7:33 pm
thx pzy, but to be honest: only the frame is from me, i found the pic already with this great text...
justice - May 25, 2010, 7:13 pm
haha *great*
pzykosiz - May 25, 2010, 7:08 pm
Best Yo Dawg Ever. Total Win. 5L's


FLUX CAPACITOR - Making time travel possible Since 1985




AVENGER - I used to be an Avenger like you... ...until I took a sword through the chest.




PLANNING - Step 1: Unfold the blueprints




SAMUEL CLEMENS -


TAGS: samuel clemens not to impressed with the future star trek
Rating: 3.18/5

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JDHalfrack - May 30, 2010, 7:49 am
Hey PreacherMan, I agree. But, I made this for a Physics class I teach. We watch Star Trek episodes, and this is always one of the students' favorite episodes because of how annoying Mark Twain is.
agdaniele - May 30, 2010, 12:20 am
This ain't the beer guy?
Preacher Man - May 30, 2010, 12:18 am
Not to be a total f'ing geek here, but by the end of that episode, he was impressed with the future. Said it was worth giving up cigars for. Great performance by Jerry Hardin as Twain in a sillier than usual time travel episode.


BIOFUEL - The future has arrived




I WOULD HAVE JUST POSTED THE PICTURE ITSELF... - But that would require me to look at it for an extended period of time...


TAGS: stephen gammell creepy picture the dream lady scary scarred for life
Rating: 1.6/5

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Sexy Curves - September 1, 2009, 4:06 am
WTF? Are you serious?
Anonymous2 - August 31, 2009, 1:00 pm
Umm... I'm suppossed to be scarred for life by a children's book cover? You fail! Good day, sir!


IMMORTALITY -




PROCRASTINATION -


TAGS: future progress procrastination hammy
Rating: 4.66/5

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crazyman - March 30, 2011, 8:56 pm
It's the doc


MOTHER NATURE - More of a freak than previously believed.


TAGS: nature freak
Rating: 4.63/5

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KoU - December 27, 2011, 2:38 pm
Amazing!


FORWARD THINKING -


TAGS: forward thinking australia future cars
Rating: 4.39/5

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TheSanityInspector - May 22, 2012, 8:19 pm
And where's the people flitting around in jetpacks? And robots doing all the housework. The roomba's nice, but kinda primitive, yes?


SPOT THE DIFFERENCE - One is an ugly, fiendish creature that doesn't know what planet it's on. The other is an alien.


TAGS: amy winehouse ugly fiendish alien planet creature
Rating: 4.25/5

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Doc - December 28, 2009, 12:20 am
Yep, safer to hang with the xenomorph any day. Sings better too.
Bartimaeus - October 18, 2009, 9:44 pm
lol That's a five. Clever.


THIS IS BILLY -


TAGS: future serial killers of america
Rating: 3.47/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

ICEMAN - June 22, 2010, 11:59 pm
Time enough to sleep when you die. Later Bone.
BoneCD - June 22, 2010, 11:56 pm
Night all, time to get some sleep
BoneCD - June 22, 2010, 10:34 pm
I've been working my brains out...so I took a little vacation. Now I'm really tired!!!
TheTrashHeap - June 22, 2010, 10:32 pm
Bone-tired?
BoneCD - June 22, 2010, 10:10 pm
anywho...lifes been good but I'm beat to shat
BoneCD - June 22, 2010, 10:09 pm
sorry I was doing my due diligence in submitting apparent nsfw posters
TheTrashHeap - June 22, 2010, 9:56 pm
Whats good Bone! Whats really good?
forseti - June 22, 2010, 9:20 pm
evening bone. good night everyone! ;)
BoneCD - June 22, 2010, 9:14 pm
Evening guys and gals
agdaniele - November 6, 2009, 11:14 pm
LOVE IT!!!!!


CHANGE -




DESTINY -




THE SHIN - An Instrument for Hitting Furniture in the Dark...


TAGS: shin instrument furniture dark
Rating: 4.3/5

More motifakes by Rick69

NumberXIII - January 4, 2012, 12:37 pm
That is one ***y instrument :)


THIS WORLD - Is my resting place that cradles me with every quake and wave




SOME PEOPLE - Just need a sympathetic pat ...to the head ...with a hammer.




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